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Death Begins in The Colon

Click on the link and take a look at this site. First thing to do is find the navigation bar and click on the 'picture gallery' link. Apparently, there are these massive shits inside us that look like old stockings tied up in knots and dipped in shit. What's more, they make us unwell and need to be crapped out after taking loads of 'detox resource'. If you happen to live in the 18th Century and regularly purge your bowels you might find this link useful.

Moonshitter and Poo

Moonshitter is a an endearing character who has a best friend called Poo. Best known for having the moon for a head and a poo that can talk, Moonshitter has literally two adventures!

I plan to retire when Moonshitter becomes an internationally syndicate cartoon and is on loads of t-shirts and stuff.

He has a friend he doesn't really like called Paul Cunt.