Cat Deeley eat shit and diet

TV's Cat Deeley, gushing presenter of television programmes both here in the UK and the new world, is thin. According to Shitbox magazine, this could be down to the latest fad diet or simply eating sensibly and taking regular exercise. But for those of us who don't fancy 5 portions of fruit and veg or getting off the bus a stop early, there's what Shitbox is calling: Cat Deeley's Easy Shit & Water Detox Diet.

Cat eats a shit and drinks a glass of water

If Cat Deeley is on Cat Deeley's Easy Shit & Water Detox Diet, then what would her day be like? We asked Heart Fm dj Toby Anstis* what he thought a typical morning for Cat would be like:

8:00am	Get up
8:15am	Drink a glass of water
9:30am	Rub her tummy
9:31am	Frown
9:32am	Let out a little moan
9:33am	Do a poo
9:42am	Eat it
9:51am	Drink a glass of water
11.00am	Practise gushing
11.47am	Do a guff

* he didn't reply

Eat Shit and Diet - is Cat Deeley on it?