James Blunt smeared and cleared

First he was smeared only to be sensationally cleared moments later. For the first time ever music industry insiders and outsiders agree - James Blunt may well be a cunt but not because he planned a sicko publicity stunt.

Vicious rumours have been circling London's Tin Pan Alley, that Blunt was planning to promote his latest album by staging a terrifying spectacle in the heart of London. Such as dangling a fake ghost made out of bin-liners out of a window and then masturbating into the mouths of frightened on-lookers and observant passers by.

We spoke to several Londoners, including unlicensed mini-cab driver Chris, 9, who claimed would have been "well-shitted up by the sight of a black spectre floating eerily overhead".

"These rumours are totally ludicrous" someone else said, s/he then added "I don't believe them for a minute, Blunt isn't even that clever."

Quite why or how these rumours got started is beyond the comprehension of simple London Folk but one thing is clear: James Blunt is NOT a cunt for planning a sicko publicity stunt.

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First he was smeared only to be sensationally cleared moments later. For the first time ever music industry insiders and outsiders agree - James Blunt may well be a cunt but not because he planned a sicko publicity stunt. Vicious rumours have been circling London's Tin Pan Alley, that Blunt was planning to promote his latest album by staging a terrifying spectacle in the heart of London. Such as dangling a fake ghost made out of bin-liners out of a window and then masturbating into the mouths of frightened on-lookers and observant passers by. We spoke to several Londoners, including unlicensed mini-cab driver Chris, 9, who claimed would have been "well-shitted up by the sight of a black spectre floating eerily overhead". "These rumours are totally ludicrous" someone else said, s/he then added "I don't believe them for a minute, Blunt isn't even that clever." Quite why or how these rumours got started is beyond the comprehension of simple London Folk but one thing is clear: James Blunt is NOT a cunt for planning a sicko publicity stunt. DO YOU HAVE A JAMES BLUNT RUMOUR? TRUE OR NOT WE PAY £500 FOR EVERY ONE PUBLISHED. PHONE: 020 71C1 U2N7T55 don't worry we'll call you back.	OPINION Why anyone would want to smear James Blunt is beyond our imagination but obviously someone felt the need to. The idea that someone could be sick enough to dream up a scheme, true or not, that involved fake ghosts, masturbating into human mouths or promoting James Blunt's album doesn't bear thinking about. What's more disheartening is that that the stunt, now in the open, can not be used to publicize a more worthwhile cause, such as a charity or the opening of a new amusement arcade.

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